I've got a product that's un-compared,
the finest of items, no detail spared.
I worked real hard to get it right
and I just know it'll be love at sight.
That's right! (that's right)
It's something new,
custom crafted and just for you.
It ain't too pricey and it works just fine,
so dial on up and stay on the line.
--
and you can have my heart for three easy payments of
three-thirty-three.
and if you call right now and leave your name
well,
the shipping is free.
--
So listen here baby, got a deal for you:
genuine love known through and through.
So turn up the volume on Q-V-C,
'cause we've got the deal of the cent-tur-y.
That's right! (that's right)
I've got love for sale!
Shipped to your door in the U.S. mail.
So dial up now and get checkbook out
and I'll show you right here what I'm talkin' bout.
--
and you can have my heart for three easy payments of
three-thirty-three.
and if you call right now and leave your name
well,
the shipping is free.
--
I ain't got reviews or shiny stars,
but I can boot-scootin-boogie at all the bars.
So put them blue jeans on and grab a hat
and we'll show this town just where it's at.
That's right! (that's right)
We'll burn it down!
Most happening couple that hit this town.
So find ten bucks and swing on by
come on now baby, don't be shy.
--
And I can tell you now
I've sold a few,
and it hasn't always gone
like I wanted to.
But if you've got just 10 bucks -
well I can swing on by and...
--
You can have my heart for three easy payments of
three-thirty-three.
And if you call right now and leave your name
well,
the shipping is free.
And for the low low price of three-thirty-three
well,
you can have me.
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