Love for Sale

I've got a product that's un-compared,

the finest of items, no detail spared.

I worked real hard to get it right

and I just know it'll be love at sight.

That's right! (that's right)

It's something new,

custom crafted and just for you.

It ain't too pricey and it works just fine,

so dial on up and stay on the line.

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and you can have my heart for three easy payments of

three-thirty-three.

and if you call right now and leave your name

well,

the shipping is free.

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So listen here baby, got a deal for you:

genuine love known through and through.

So turn up the volume on Q-V-C,

'cause we've got the deal of the cent-tur-y.

That's right! (that's right)

I've got love for sale!

Shipped to your door in the U.S. mail.

So dial up now and get checkbook out

and I'll show you right here what I'm talkin' bout.

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and you can have my heart for three easy payments of

three-thirty-three.

and if you call right now and leave your name

well,

the shipping is free.

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I ain't got reviews or shiny stars,

but I can boot-scootin-boogie at all the bars.

So put them blue jeans on and grab a hat

and we'll show this town just where it's at.

That's right! (that's right)

We'll burn it down!

Most happening couple that hit this town.

So find ten bucks and swing on by

come on now baby, don't be shy.

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And I can tell you now

I've sold a few,

and it hasn't always gone

like I wanted to.

But if you've got just 10 bucks -

well I can swing on by and... 

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You can have my heart for three easy payments of

three-thirty-three.

And if you call right now and leave your name

well,

the shipping is free.

And for the low low price of three-thirty-three

well,

you can have me.

$12 Beers

There's a peace in the country

that I'd come to know.

Where the trees are all dancers

that swing to and fro.

But I'm dancing alone

at the end of my line.

and I'm swirled and I'm swallowed

by the big city times.

and I don't know

how much longer

I can make it

'round here,

because life in the city

is twelve dollar beers.

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I told her I loved her

but she turned me away.

She was wild and free

and her heart would not sway.

'bout time for leavin'

but I can't find my bags.

and these high country clothes

feel like big city rags.

and I don't know

how much longer

I can make it

'round here,

because life in the city

is twelve dollar beers.

and I sit on this barstool

drowning my fears.

Broke down and busted

on twelve dollar beers.