The Spirit's Heist

Well it was Rob and Hol and me,

planning the heist with some care you see.

Hol was here, the charming dear,

and Rob was there, the big ol' bear.

The walls were tall and we were short

but we had to get in that big old fort.

There was gold in there for you and me,

We'd get rich quick and you all'd see.

Cause this was the heist for glory and gold

and it's better to die then to get bored and old

So we started our journey to make our name

whether rich or dead we'd have our fame.

So we popped the fence, and ran the yard,

We snuck right in and we popped the guard

but search and search as hard as we might

no gold was found to much of our fright.

So we hid away to try and regroup

But the guards were lurking and starting to snoop

So we ended in a closet, just barely covered,

and there, a door, we blindly discovered.

Cause this was the heist for glory and gold

and it's better to die then to get bored and old

So we started our journey to make our name

whether rich or dead we'd have our fame.

We opened the door and it led to a cave,

and I swear I thought this might be my grave,

but we kept pressing on to find our prize,

when we got to the end I couldn't believe my eyes.

There was a treasure room with mountains of gold,

and some skeletons that looked kinda old,

So we filled our bags to the very brim,

but as soon as we did things looked pretty grim.

Cause this was the heist for glory and gold

and it's better to die then to get bored and old

So we started our journey to make our name

whether rich or dead we'd have our fame.

Well the skulls lit up and I knew that aint good,

so we made for the exit, but there it stood!

An apparition appeared and my heart stood still,

but my feet did not, cause they knew the drill.

Rob fired a shot and I swear it went through,

but the spirit kept coming and though slowly it flew,

We were trapped it seems, on this darkest day,

but it was that runaway bullet that showed us the way.

Cause this was the heist for glory and gold

and it's better to die then to get bored and old

So we started our journey to make our name

whether rich or dead we'd have our fame.

The shot went through the dark cave wall

and a flutter of light was seen down the hall

so we circled the ghoul and made our way past

the cave wall we'd see was really a cast!

We broke right through that old fake wall,

and found a sewer that broke our fall,

We ran down a bit but the spook didn't gain,

it seemed in the cave it would still remain.

Down the sewer we crawled our way out,

Yeah we were dirty, but rich, no doubt!

That's how the three of us got to walk away

From the greatest heist the legends would say.